Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard Armchair Anonymous: Cooking Disaster II
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Feb 6, 2026 
Jen, a listener who suffered a deep wrist cut from a shattered glass bowl, shares her chaotic ER and long rehab. Emma, calling from Honolulu, recounts a French-press accident that left her husband severely burned and hospitalized. Seth tells of a sheet-pan bacon spill that caused a painful forearm burn. They trade tense, cautionary kitchen disaster stories and medical aftermaths.
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Bacon Grease Burn From Sheet Pans
- Seth cooked bacon on sheet pans for a large brunch and accidentally spilled hot bacon grease down his forearm.
- The burn blistered immediately, required surgical scraping, and healed well after prompt care from his nurse wife and diligent ointment use.
Treat Burns Quickly And Follow Up
- Rinse burns immediately and seek medical care; quick first aid limited Seth's long‑term scarring.
- Keep wounds covered and apply prescribed ointment diligently to support healing.
Handle Greasy Sheet Pans Level And Slow
- When removing a hot sheet pan with grease, slowly lift and keep it level to avoid spilling hot oil.
- Use proper heat protection like oven mitts and avoid towels that can slip or catch grease.