Netflix Is A Daily Joke Hans Teeuwen: A Joke About Shit
Mar 16, 2026
Hans Teeuwen, Dutch stand-up known for surreal, provocative comedy, performs a solo bit from his special. He riffs on looking at and obsessing over his stool as a bizarre health ritual. He paints absurd images like blue poop triggering panic and turns private moments into theatrical, darkly funny reflection.
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Looking At Your Own Shit Is Taboo
- Hans Teeuwen warns against playing with or even examining feces, framing it as taboo and risky behavior.
- He imagines checking the color after an 8:30 bowel movement and seeing it all blue, prompting a doctor visit scenario.
Toilet Time As A Personal Ritual
- Hans Teeuwen describes a ritual of staring at his stool while opening a bottle of wine and admiring himself.
- He treats the moment as self-reflection, gazing for hours and thinking "God, I'm a fascinating guy."