The Tony Kornheiser Show "How old are you?"
Apr 3, 2026
Sally Jenkins, Atlantic sports columnist, offers sharp takes on the men's and women's Final Four. Greg Garcia, TV writer/producer and stand-up opener, shares travel tales from Vietnam and Thailand, stories about racehorse ownership, and life onstage with Nate Bargatze. They cover golf outings, arena stand-up dynamics, March Madness drama, coaching questions, and fan mail riffs.
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Fast Food Price Cuts Are Strategic Customer Lures
- Fast food chains are aggressively advertising lower-priced deals to lure customers back after pandemic-era price hikes and delivery bottlenecks.
- Michael Wilbon suggests these offers act as loss leaders and drive app/account signups while portion sizes or add-on costs mask real savings.
Hosting Forces Tighter, More Deliberate Sets
- Greg Garcia discovered hosting allows more control over pacing and how much material he performs in arenas versus clubs.
- He typically does ~10–14 minutes when hosting but trims to 8 minutes opening for Nate Bargatze, forcing tighter joke selection and discipline.
Caddy Mistook Greg For A 70 Year Old Golfer
- On the Columbia course a caddy assumed Greg was 70 because he was hitting from the gold (shorter) tees and asked his age mid-round.
- Greg replied he was 55 and admitted he was 'cheating' by moving up to shorter tees for comfort.