Welcome to the Show, Small Talk, Brant's Book Release Party, Master's Miniature Golf, I Saw the Light, Forgiveness, The Opposite of Shoplifting, Uniform Social Problems, Day of Awesome, Autism Awareness Month Quotes: "I'm a little bit of an acquired taste." "Welcome to the show that teaches you nothing." "For the Master's Golf Tournament, why can't they have robotic monkeys that scoop your ball up and throw it back at you?" "Forgiving someone who trespasses against you is a very narrow way and most people won't choose it." "My inability forgive shows a gross misunderstanding of what Calvary actually meant"