Sawbones: A Marital Tour of Misguided Medicine Sawbones: Colonoscopy Preparation
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Jan 13, 2026 Justin shares his humorous yet detailed journey through colonoscopy preparation, from scheduling to the dreaded four liters of laxatives. He reflects on the challenges of dietary restrictions and the struggle to avoid solid food before the big day. Amidst the laughs, there’s a moment of panic over an unexpected insurance scare with a potential $41,000 charge. After a successful procedure with no polyps found, Justin celebrates with comfort food, showcasing a lighthearted take on a serious topic.
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Get A Referral Early
- Schedule a screening colonoscopy when you reach the recommended age and get a referral from your primary care physician.
- Ask your doctor's office to place the order so the endoscopy team can contact you to schedule the procedure.
Prep Diet: Low Fiber, Clear Liquids
- Follow the pre-procedure diet: avoid high-fiber foods and anything that leaves residue, including salads and raw vegetables, for days before the prep.
- Stick to clear liquids the day before and avoid red, pink, or orange drinks that could be mistaken for blood.
The Four-Liter Jug And Broth Day
- Justin describes picking up over-the-counter laxatives and a mostly-empty four-liter jug for the colonoscopy prep.
- He relied on broth and bouillon cubes all day as his main tolerated 'meals' while prepping.