The Toast I Juuust Had A Baby: Thursday, February 26th, 2026
Feb 26, 2026
They jump between celebrity news, from a tragic family death to Bill Gates admitting affairs. They talk breastfeeding struggles and parenting identity after having a baby. They cover influencer culture, pregnancy announcements, and a TV reboot casting. They also recap The Masked Singer unmaskings and share funny Target shopping and selfie mishaps.
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How Long You Can Say I Just Had A Baby
- Jackie and Claudia talked about how long you can reasonably say “I just had a baby,” debating a one-year grace period before special treatment fades.
- Jackie joked she'll be "in hospice saying I just had a baby," while Claudia argued emotional recovery can take up to two years, highlighting postpartum identity shifts.
Women's Health Needs Personalization
- Jackie explained she switched weight-loss meds back to her previous GLP-1 (Ozempic/semaglutide era) after migraines on a different brand.
- She noted women's health needs personal tailoring and that copy-pasting a partner's regimen isn't always appropriate.
The Self-Checkout Tax Story
- Jackie and Claudia described a Target self-checkout mishap thread where Jackie joked she "stole" due to a machine error and Claudia later scored a $5 credit when an item lacked a tag.
- Claudia framed self-checkout glitches as a known retail friction, calling it the "self-checkout tax."