How Long Gone 912. - Chris & Jason
Mar 2, 2026
They chat Harry Styles' Brit Awards performance and whether live energy changes perception. Fashion and transformation get airtime, from Chanel fits to celebrity overhauls. Music moments include SNL sketches, Mumford & Sons' set, and a T.I. vs 50 Cent feud. Nightlife and club door politics come up, plus a Tom of Finland party, a Gus Van Sant book signing, mall food reviews, and Drake's McDonald’s collab fashion.
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Harry Styles Choreo Read As Intentional Quirk
- Harry Styles' Brit Awards performance read as intentionally quirky rather than earnest choreography, leaning David Byrne–style moves that risk being misunderstood by mainstream audiences.
- Chris and Jason note the live setting elevated the song and the outfit choice (Chanel) mattered, even if the dance choice confused viewers.
Dramatic Cosmetic Work Can Undermine Aging Gracefully
- Chris and Jason discuss dramatic cosmetic overhauls, arguing that drastic fillers can erase dignified aging and limit career gravitas.
- They use Jim Carrey and Kelly Osbourne as examples where heavy work made them look unnatural and sparked public scrutiny.
Squarespace Simplifies Pro Website Launches
- Jason praises Squarespace for easy site-building and AI-assisted templates that remove coding barriers for creators.
- He highlights Blueprint AI, drag-and-drop editing, and using squarespace.com/howlong for a trial as practical onboarding.