Commune with Jeff Krasno Grass-Fed Shark: Wellness Gone Weird
Mar 3, 2026
A comedy quiz that pokes fun at bizarre wellness trends through playful games. They run through odd products like capybara yoga and metabolic tattoos. Celebrities get matched to strange supplements and longevity brands. A rapidfire round judges whether modern novelty items still count as food.
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Wellness Has Become Gimmicky And Overexpanded
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Personal Evidence Metabolic Tattoos Are Real
- Jeff Krasno admits he's seen metabolic tattoos shared by his daughter's friends and recognizes them as real.
- He uses a personal story about his daughter's circle to show these techy body-hacks have entered youth culture.
Alpine Hay Baths Are Heated Fermented Hay Wraps
- Schuyler describes alpine hay bathing as a heated, fermented mountain-hay wrap used in the Italian Dolomites and covered in a BBC article.
- She compares it to a sauna blanket experience and notes barns heat the hay then wrap you for 20 minutes.