How Long Gone 924. - Chris & Jason
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Mar 30, 2026 They trade wild travel tales from Southwest flights to a Fontainebleau opening in Las Vegas. Fashion oddities and camo bodywear get roasted. Spa rituals, sauna culture, and disconnecting from phones come up. A bizarre TSA flour inspection and packing shaming are recounted. They debate Tiger Woods’ crash and driving on pills, react to a Marc Jacobs doc, and celebrate viral stunts and live music moments.
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Wild Southwest Flight And Vegas Nightlife Sighting
- Jason flew Burbank to Las Vegas on Southwest and described the flight crowd as the “stripper and DJ express,” noting the eclectic passengers and nightlife vibe.
- At the Fontainebleau he saw a woman in camouflage leisurewear labeled “body,” prompting observations about Vegas fashion and company at late-night valet.
Contramar Opening Brought Mexico City Energy
- Jason attended Contramar Cantina opening at the Fontainebleau and described an opening-party vibe with Mexican DJs, palomas, margaritas, and upscale eccentric Vegas VIPs.
- He detailed tiny Contramar hors d'oeuvres ("tostaritos") and a DJ playing cumbia remixes, making the event feel like a Mexico City transplant.
TSA Pulled A Suitcase Full Of Flour
- Jason described a TSA secondary-bag inspection of a woman carrying multiple half-used bags of all-purpose flour in her suitcase, leaving agents exasperated.
- Chris and Jason joked about odd packing choices and speculated she might be an independent baker or carrying goods for others.