Hello, hello! Have you ever thought about how many chickens you've eaten in your lifetime, no, neither have we ... until today that is.

As well as some bird-brained maths, our girls deep it with the Love is Blind guys and why most of them will be in jail when Tolly is president.

We also find out from Audrey exactly why you should buy your mum flowers rather than giving the gift of pranks this Mother’s Day.

And, as always, the audience dilemmas get The Receipts treatment.

PLUS - THE RECEIPTS ARE On TOUR! You can see them in May 2026 in Birmingham, Leeds, London, Bristol AND Dublin - details and tickets HERE.

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Calculate the Chickens: Ep 283