The Upshot Dennis Wise: I’ve never seen anyone that drunk
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Mar 11, 2025 
Dennis Wise, a former Chelsea and Wimbledon footballer, shares outrageous tales from his tumultuous career. He discusses the notorious antics of 1990s football culture, including wild celebrations and infamous pranks. Listeners will be entertained by stories of his chaotic team dynamics, the absurdity of his rivalries, and a memorable Christmas party that ended in violence. Wise reflects on his journey from player to manager, highlighting both his aggressive playstyle and the evolving perceptions of his legacy in the sport.
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Caretaker Captive
- For his 21st birthday, Dennis Wise rented a church hall.
- He and his friends locked the caretaker in a cupboard to continue partying.
Dwarf Tossing Christmas Party
- Vinnie Jones organized a Christmas party at a pub while at Chelsea.
- The main event was dwarf tossing.
Taxi Driver Assault
- Dennis Wise assaulted a taxi driver after a night out, leading to a jail sentence.
- He later won an appeal, but the incident became a major scandal.