Trump's "Harmless Straits" and the CIA's Gay Ayatollah File

Rob Bernstein breaks down Donald Trump's never-ending "victory lap" as the Iran war spirals -- from the CIA briefing that Iran's new Supreme Leader might be gay, to Trump calling kamikaze boats AI-generated, to the President accidentally going full Yoda mid-press conference ("Dig, we must"). Rob covers Joe Kent's resignation from the National Counterterrorism Center, NATO allies refusing to join the war, Trump threatening to abandon the Strait of Hormuz, the Huckabee-Netanyahu "proof of life" video, JD Vance taking over DOGE, and the Comer subpoena of Pam Bondi over Epstein. Plus Bobby the Bank stops by with war stories from meeting Rogan and Zuckerberg at UFC, and the Sheath Underwear "Pouch Madness" sale. Full episode and subscriber content at robbernsteincomedy.com -- all five bucks a month. Sponsors: - Sheath Underwear -- code RYM for 20% off + Pouch Madness sale up to 50% off at sheathunderwear.com - YoKratom.com -- home of the $60 kilo CHAPTERS 00:00:00 - Cold Open: Satirical News Headlines 00:04:08 - Welcome to Trump's Victory Lap 00:05:47 - CIA Briefing: Iran's New Supreme Leader Is Probably Gay 00:09:20 - Taking Out Iranian Leadership -- The Janitor Peace Deal 00:10:04 - Trump's Greatest Clips: "Nobody Could Have Known" 00:13:01 - Trump Goes Full Yoda: "Dig, We Must" 00:15:07 - Joe Kent Resigns Over Iran War 00:18:16 - Trump's Response: "The Losers Are Self-Deleting" 00:21:22 - Mark Levin: Voice of the Dystopian Regime 00:25:11 - Iran: Masters of Media Manipulation? 00:27:23 - Trump Claims Kamikaze Boats Are AI-Generated 00:32:54 - Sponsor Break: YoKratom and RobBernsteinComedy.com 00:33:34 - Live Chat Comments: Is Netanyahu AI? 00:36:04 - Bobby the Bank Joins: Meeting Rogan and Zuckerberg at UFC 00:42:06 - Sheath Origin Story: Bad Underwear in Iraq 00:48:40 - Sheath Pouch Madness Sale + Elements Collection 00:51:29 - Back to Iran: NATO Won't Help with the Strait of Hormuz 00:53:19 - Boots on the Ground: Trump "Not Afraid of Anything" 00:53:51 - War Update: Carrier Fires, Israeli Strikes, Asymmetric Warfare 00:55:21 - Trump Wants Cuba Too 00:56:08 - Huckabee-Netanyahu Proof of Life Video 00:58:41 - Comer Subpoenas Pam Bondi Over Epstein 00:59:47 - JD Vance Takes Over DOGE: The Fraud Task Force 01:03:30 - Closing: Paywall Topics and Final Chat Comments