7-Year Old Football Contract, The Underdog Hall of Fame, The Ministry Castle, Humans and Self Righteousness, Kid Fixations, Guys Fixing Things, An Excitement Jolt, Miss Universe, Eulogy vs. Resume, Save the Alien Planet Quotes: "You love to see someone who has been dealt a difficult hand of cards to play be treated like royalty" "No one's listening anymore, but let's pretend they are" "All humans are self-righteous, not just so-called Christians" "What planet has dominated the Miss Universe contest for the last 60 years? Earth. The rest of the universe can't hold a candle to us" "I want my kids to be built up according to their character not their resume."