Apple earnings are out and revenue was down almost everywhere. Boy, AI can’t come fast enough for them. Did you know you can send Bluetooth signals to satellites in space? The full Rabbit R1 reviews turned out exactly how we expected. And, of course, the Weekend Longreads suggestions.

Links:

Apple Sales Fall as iPhone, China Businesses Remain Sluggish (WSJ)
FDA Qualifies Apple’s AFib History feature as an MDDT (MyHealthyApple)
Hubble Network makes Bluetooth connection with a satellite for the first time (TechCrunch)
Coinbase’s First-Quarter Profit, Revenue Top Forecasts (Bloomberg)
Rabbit R1 review: nothing to see here (The Verge)

Weekend Longreads Suggestions:

The Revenge of the Home Page (The New Yorker)
Nick Bostrom Made the World Fear AI. Now He Asks: What if It Fixes Everything? (Wired)

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