Notes On Work - by Caleb Porzio Apple watches are stupid
Feb 9, 2026
A comedic tech takedown of the Apple Watch and why it feels like a gadget destined for a drawer. Discussion of one surprisingly handy use as a camera remote and a phone-finding rescue at a playground. Tests of the compass and sharp complaints about daily charging and sleep tracking. A switch to a multi-day-battery Garmin and a riff on wrist glances as social signals.
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Flashy Features Don't Guarantee Use
- Caleb Porzio views the Apple Watch as appealing in marketing but largely useless in daily life.
- He expected features to be helpful but found them unnecessary and returned the device.
Saved By A Remote Shutter And Phone Finder
- Caleb found the watch useful as a remote camera shutter for group photos.
- He also used it to locate his phone at a playground by guiding him to its distance.
Compass Test Failed In Real Life
- Caleb tested the Apple Watch compass against solar panel orientation and his phone.
- The watch reported the wrong direction compared to his phone, failing the wilderness navigation test.