Merry X-Mas! We're celebrating by calling Civil War 2 on the Communist Supreme Court Justices in Colorado, who ruled to remove Trump from the state's presidential ballot.

We find nascent rumblings of "direct action" against major cities—talk of blocking food and supplies going from real America (suburbs) to urban centers (wastelands with zero resources)

ALSO: Feeling sick this year? Respiratory illness going around? It's probably the Elf's Curse: a side effect of meddling with forces beyond your comprehension (the elf on the shelf)

Hope everyone is having happy holidays. Take care of yourselves, and we'll see you next year.

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