The Grumpy Strategists

Mindboggling! celebrating $30 billion on sub sheds (not actual subs), while leaders outdo One Nation's darker instincts

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Feb 19, 2026
They boggle at a $30 billion plan to build submarine construction sheds and who actually benefits. They debate whether the project is deterrence or jobs theatre and question the 15-year timeline. They unpack workforce shortfalls and the likely need for skilled migrants. They also discuss rising anti-immigrant rhetoric around repatriation and the irony of relying on migrants for health and construction.
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INSIGHT

Big Spend Before Any Submarines

  • Michael Shoebridge and Marcus Hellyer argue the $30 billion submarine yard spend precedes any submarines and mainly benefits South Australia via jobs.
  • They question the national security logic and warn this large upfront cost delays actual capability for years.
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Area Breakdown Reveals Schedule Mismatch

  • The $30 billion is split into Areas 1–3: fabrication, outfitting and a nuclear area, with a lengthy timetable to 2040.
  • Marcus and Michael highlight the schedule mismatch between facility completion and promised submarine construction.
ANECDOTE

Eiffel Tower And Bridges For Steel

  • Marcus jokes about sourcing steel from the Eiffel Tower, Golden Gate and Sydney Harbour Bridge to meet steel needs quickly.
  • Michael quips that removing the Harbour Bridge would 'restore social cohesion' and free material for the sheds.
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