Toni and Ryan The Absolute Worst Time To Fart...
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Mar 4, 2026 Playful tales from a park mishap set the tone with toddler trouble and embarrassing discoveries. Quickfire “normal or nah” scenarios spark debates about microwaved ice cream, continents and childhood gym leotards. Parenting realities, hygiene hacks and Patreon shoutouts provide laughs and relatable chaos.
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Contact Nicknames Backfire On WhatsApp
- The hosts read a viral tweet about someone's mum creating a WhatsApp group called 'Unimportant' and accidentally sharing contact nicknames.
- They riff on accidentally sharing contact nicknames like 'Bridget McWife' and the embarrassment that causes.
Park Bench Farting Bonding Moment
- Toni describes sitting on a park bench with her two-year-old Mabel who loudly declared she needed to fart, and they both did it together.
- A six-year-old's game of hide-and-seek revealed a 40-year-old woman hiding under the bench, leading to an awkward apology and laughter.
Hide And Seek Turns Embarrassing
- Toni recounts the moment the toddler farted audibly and they both giggled, then a child pointed and said “mum found you.”
- The hidden forty-year-old under the bench walked off without comment, making the moment simultaneously embarrassing and funny.