The Fifth Column Cuba in the Dark (Members Only #309)
Mar 17, 2026
Banter about a thrift-store portrait sparks comedic set stories. Critics weigh in on Oscars moments, K-pop references, and viral reactions. A debate unfolds over comparisons between American and authoritarian systems. Old communist papers and claims of Cuban gains lead to a discussion of literacy, healthcare, and Havana’s visible decline and blackouts.
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Chris Christie Interview Left Hosts Impressed And Amused
- The hosts recall their long Chris Christie interview that left them entertained and impressed by his storytelling.
- They describe mellow post-show moments including elevator conversation and plans to follow up about artwork.
Kitsch Portrait Offers Ridiculous Art Critique Material
- The hosts riff on the thrift painting's art-critic potential, treating kitsch as cultural fodder.
- They analyze visual elements (cross-eyed woman, Bob Ross-like woods, DMZ graffiti) as humorous symbolic details.
Thrift Store George W. Portrait Becomes Studio Mascot
- The hosts found a thrift-store George W. Bush portrait that became a running gag and set piece for the show.
- Jason shipped the painting from Florida and the hosts joked about negotiating with Chris Christie to acquire it for the studio.