How Long Gone 874. - Chris & Jason
Nov 24, 2025
Chris and Jason dive into a world of quirky topics, ranging from rapper Fabolous' hilarious birthday mishap to the debate over whether Wicked is simply Hamilton for the LGBTQ+ crowd. They roast Ashton Kutcher's questionable lunch outfit and explore the pressures on male celebrities to bulk up for roles. Live music etiquette gets a nod as Chris shares his Geese show experience, while a discussion on Jimmy Kimmel's family political ultimatum offers a humorous take on privilege and politics. Tune in for laughs and hot takes!
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Kutcher's Deli Fit Roast
- Chris and Jason roast Ashton Kutcher's disheveled Beverly Hills deli outfit and wonder who he's dressing for.
- They mock wealthy men dressing poorly as a purposeful but baffling choice.
Direct Publishing Fits Certain Creators
- They defend Substack-style direct publishing for unscripted, personal pieces.
- Jason praises Charlie's Substack as an authentic way for creators to connect with fans.
Sweetgreen 100g Protein Bowl Take
- Jason reads a GQ take about Sweetgreen's 106g protein bowl and its excess.
- They laugh at the PowerMax bowl's four chicken portions and green goddess overload.
