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It was great to see a Man United legend return to Old Trafford on Saturday to such fanfare, freshly bronzed from the Portuguese sunshine. Ronaldo was there, too.

Jules, Luke and Pete discuss a jam-packed weekend of football nonsense, as Man United get off to a flyer with Ronaldo, while Patrick Vieira does one over Spurs – again – and Mo Salah hits 100. There’s also a special José Mourinho milestone, another footballer’s obsession with custard, and a Dutch footballer suffers a truly bizarre injury after… eating a carrot.

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