Men/Women and Modesty, Brant and Sherri Cruise, $40 Million Brownstone, Sports Hall of Fail, You're Desired By God, The Parking Space Note (follow-up), Save the Alien Planet, Valentine's Day Spending, Healing Because of God, Saeed Abedini, The Custom Romantic Song Quotes: "I have access to the internet to write things on it. So I did" "Even if I was able to guilt all Christian women to wear leisure suits and crocs we still live in a society where other women are gonna dress immodestly" "The puppets are gonna get soggy" "That's a lot of hipness" "How do you metaphorically approach someone?" "The one in charge of the universe wants you. This is the entire arc of the Bible"