Netflix Is A Daily Joke Fortune Feimster: A Joke About Dating
Apr 28, 2026
Fortune Feimster, stand-up comedian and actress known for warm, observational storytelling. She delivers a long joke about dating a nurse. Funny contrasts between romantic expectations and real-life routines. Quirky moments about nurse habits colliding with nacho choices and bathroom monitoring.
AI Snips
Chapters
Transcript
Episode notes
Dating A Nurse Didn’t Match The Fantasy
- Fortune Feimster dated a nurse and expected sexy fantasies but got reality instead.
- She describes the nurse coming home in dirty scrubs and bringing work home, following her with a clipboard about bowel movements.
Nacho Night Became A Health Inspection
- The nurse tracked health details and judged eating habits, making casual moments uncomfortable.
- Feimster recalls nacho nights ruined by the nurse staring between her and the nachos and commenting on weight.
Knowing When Good People Aren't A Match
- Realizing incompatibility made her look for excuses to break up instead of confronting issues directly.
- She acknowledges the nurse was doing important work but didn't fit her dating needs, so she sought a way out.