We're Here to Help 279: Out-Crazy The Crazy & Rent-Free (with Lamorne Morris and Hannah Simone)
Apr 8, 2026
Hannah Simone, actress and podcaster known from New Girl, and Lamorne Morris, actor and comedian also from New Girl, join for chaotic advice. They tackle a roommate who leaves raw eggs around and brainstorm escalating pranks. They also craft playful comebacks and a confident persona to help a 12-year-old with an extra toe handle teasing.
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Raw Eggs As A Hair Mask Turned Roommate Red Flag
- Ryan describes discovering bowls of raw eggs in the bathroom and learning his new roommate Colin washes his hair with raw eggs instead of shampoo.
- The roommates react with confusion then research hair-mask uses, revealing early tolerance before bigger conflicts emerge.
Use House Rules Or Escalate To 'Out‑Crazy' Tactics
- Do a house meeting and set shared rules if you want behavior change; escalate to staged pranks if you want him out.
- Jake, Hannah, and Lamorne propose either formal rules or creative 'out-crazy' tactics like scented candles, fake rats, or staged raccoon incidents.
Make The Home Feel Unsafe To Encourage Moving Out
- Trigger the roommate's discomfort deliberately to encourage him to move out by creating pest or safety concerns.
- Suggested tactics include claiming rat sightings, calling pest control with a fake quote, or staging raccoon evidence to make the home feel unsafe.