Netflix Is A Daily Joke Cristela Alonzo: A Joke About Time Zones
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Mar 28, 2026 
Cristela Alonzo, stand-up comedian and actress known for observational humor and her Netflix special 'Upper Classy', delivers a solo bit about time zones. She tells funny family stories about explaining sunsets, the seven-hour Texas-to-Hawaii gap, pretending time travel, and refusing to change clocks while on vacation.
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Family Refused To Change Clocks On Vacation
- Cristela Alonzo tells a family story about her brother not understanding that sunset times vary across time zones.
- Her relatives insisted on staying on Texas time in Hawaii, sleeping at 6:30 p.m. and waking at 3:30 a.m. to avoid missing work.
Texas To Hawaii Seven Hour Confusion
- Cristela Alonzo describes a seven-hour time difference between Texas and Hawaii that confused her brother.
- The family treated the change like a bizarre time-travel event, joking about 'Mexican Back to the Future' and keeping Texas schedules on vacation.
Routine Beats Local Time On Family Trips
- The joke highlights how cultural or familial routines can override practical time adjustments.
- Cristela's family prioritized maintaining work schedules over enjoying local time, leading them to use early mornings to visit empty beaches.