The Toast Heroes Need Heroes: Thursday, March 12th, 2026
Mar 12, 2026
They take down Meghan Markle’s pricey Australia retreat and debate the Sussexes’ career moves. A Grammys tech nightmare gets dissected. New music finds and Kacey Musgraves’ Texas-rooted album are highlighted. A celebrity reveal from The Masked Singer is unpacked. They finish with a spicy Southern Charm season finale recap.
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Be Explicit About Product Availability
- When promoting a product, clarify distribution details to avoid confusion about where it's sold and scarcity.
- Jackie emphasized Spritz x Kiehl's limited online-only drop and warned listeners to buy before it sells out.
Meghan Markle Retreat Seen As Paid Mini Tour
- Meghan Markle is headlining a paid women's retreat in Australia that charges roughly $1,930–$2,288 for VIP tiers including group photos and ocean-view rooms.
- Jackie Oshry and Claudia Oshry argue the event reads like a paid mini-tour driven by revenue and damaged U.S. opportunities, noting backlash after the poster went viral.
Sussexes Pushing Into Overseas Markets For Income
- Jackie and Claudia argue the Sussexes' public opportunities in the U.S. have declined, pushing them to markets like Australia and monetized private appearances.
- They note the strategy backfired after event posters went viral and drew criticism.