CumTown (12-03-2016) Adam's Replacement ft. Ian Fidance - Cumtown Premium (12)
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May 30, 2025 
Ian Fidance, comedian and performer known for provocative stand-up, drops in and shares wild, often outrageous stories from his life. The conversation jumps from movie rants to chaotic drug and hooker adventures. Tales of sobriety slips, arrests, and bizarre nightclub misadventures keep the tone raw and unpredictable.
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Ian's Tryout As The Third Mic
- Ian auditions as a third mic after Adam is jokingly kicked off the show, narrating early awkward banter about using Adam's apartment and his dog.
- The hosts set up Ian's tryout with jabs about Adam's phone use and Ian's prior poor Sean Connery impression, framing the segment as a replacement test.
Commercial Auditions Feel Controlled By Agencies
- Stavros and Nick critique commercial auditions as agency-driven, not director-driven, producing bland, derivative humor.
- They highlight how casting directors ask for 'real' or 'Seth Rogen-y' vibes, yet clients and agencies ultimately control the creative direction.
Hooker Stories That Backfired
- Ian recounts sexual encounters with trans sex workers, including a roof encounter and being mocked about his penis size when low on cash.
- He describes showing up intoxicated or on acid, hiring a trans woman, and being embarrassed when he couldn't pay enough for desired services.