CumTown (01-18-2017) Goatee Era Seagal - Cumtown (36)
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May 30, 2025 Pre-inauguration antics and location jokes kick things off. Long riffs on late-career action movies, Seagal tropes and absurd casting ideas. Crass childhood and awkward puberty stories surface alongside crude movie gag callbacks. Shark Tank parody pitches, political impressions and darkly comic message-board riffs round out the chaotic conversation.
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Wham City Bros' When Harry Met Sally Gag
- Ben recounts Wham City Bros' Adult Swim clip and a second ending where Robbie edits himself into When Harry Met Sally for comic effect.
- The gag replaces the famous orgasm scene with repeated cutaways to Robbie looking confused.
Seagal's Late Career Recycling And Bad Stunts
- Stavros describes watching recent Steven Seagal direct-to-video films and mocking their low production effort and recycled assets.
- He recounts specific scenes: Seagal refusing to remove sunglasses while sniping and studios photoshopping his head onto other bodies to cut costs.
Cheap Nostalgia Drives Low Effort Action Movies
- Hosts note a pattern: modern Seagal films reuse retired performers and lean on cheap practical shortcuts to simulate action.
- Examples include casting aging fighters, stunt doubles on wires, and visible prop/rigging fails that expose low budgets.