Toni and Ryan We Found The Ultimate Car
Mar 1, 2026
They trade wild medical comedy and anaesthetic mishaps without holding back. Preparations and messy realities of colonoscopies get candid, weird and funny. A spirited debate crowns limos the ultimate social car while poking fun at practical limits. Travel hacks for long layovers and listener shoutouts round out the lively, personal conversation.
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Getting No Laughs From Doctors Feels Terrible
- Toni and Ryan describe being 'victims of medical comedy' when jokes to doctors get no response.
- They illustrate with a wisdom-teeth anecdote where anesthesia makes a patient ask 'Does anyone need anything while I'm out?' and then pass out in shame.
Avoid Shaving Or Waxing Before A Colonoscopy
- Don't shave or wax your butthole before a colonoscopy.
- Ryan and Toni relay listeners' practical warnings that shaving/waxing causes raw skin that will be irritated by the prep process.
Colonoscopy Prep Requires Bathroom Proximity
- Prepare to be near a toilet during colonoscopy prep and expect frequent watery bowel movements.
- Toni recounts the prep as 'shitting water' that feels like hot water and warns it's several hours of continuous urgency.