2nd Annual Talkies – 2022 Year in Review – Best and Worst Horror Movies of 2022

It’s a magical evening folks. Every year the HMT academy gets together and chooses the best moments and movies of the year. Join us and celebrate another year of horror cinema.

Best ad

• Buffalo Bills Weight Loss Center – The Silence of the Lambs
• Kurt Russels Mustache Rides – Bone Tomahawk ep
• Loch Lomond death – dog soldiers ep
• Normal Activity – Paranormal Activity Episode
• Discount Dentures – Drag Me To Hell Episode
• Billy Zane – The Mummy
• Centipede Twister – Human Centipede 2 ep
• Estrogen Network – MEN ep

Best Guest

• Fart Simpson (The Wailing/Resolution)
• Dustin Goebel (The Sadness)
• Max Allen (The Mummy)
• Bryan (Cabin Fever)
• Annie Hardy (Dashcam)
• James Jude Courtney (Halloween Ends)
• Keith (Scream 2022)

Most Sexual Moment

• Kinsey Scale – firestarter 2022 episode
• Should we get naked – Cabin Fever Episode
• Zombie Jacking – Resolution Review
• Be careful what you wish for – stranger by the lake episode
• Poison Tits – hostel ep
• I’m About to Cum – The Sadness Ep

Most Problematic Moment

• What a Dumb Bitch – The Mummy
• Gypsies -Drag Me To Hell Episode
• OOPS – Constantine episode
• Don’t use the n-word – Get Out
• DAvid’s a little racist – Dog Soldiers Ep

Most Psychologically REvealing Moment

• David Hates Horses – Nope Episode
• Bryce’s fear of electronics – the ring
• Bryce’s brain is too strong – smile ep
• The Real Bryce – Bone Tomahawk Ep
• TAke it Back – texas chainsaw massacre 2022 episode”
• Listening like God – The Possession of Hannah Grace Episode
• I can Talk About TikTok – Orphan First Kill ep

Worst Movie We Watched this year

• Puppet Master (1978)
• 13 Ghosts
• Buffy The Vampire Slayer
• Halloween Ends
• Studio 666
• Orphan: First Kill

Best Movie We Watched this year

• Silence of the Lambs
• Paranormal Activity
• The Fly (1986)
• Barbarian
• Carrie (1976)
• Dawn of the Dead (2004)
• Get Out
• Hatching (Pahanhautoja)
• Prey
• The Menu

Worst New Movie of 2022

• Halloween Ends
• Studio 666
• Orphan: First Kill
• Terrifier 2
• Scream (2022)
• Firestarter (2022)
• Crimes of the Future

Best New Movie of 2022

• X
• Nope
• Hatching (Pahanhautoja)
• Prey
• The Menu
• Barbarian

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Perfect 10s

• The Silence of the Lambs
• Paranormal Activity
• The Fly (1986)
• Barbarian
• Carrie (1976)

Lowest Scored

• Halloween Ends (3.5)
• Buffy The Vampire Slayer (3.5)
• 13 Ghosts (2.5)
• Puppet Master (1989) (2)

Biggest Discrepancies in Scores

• The Babadook (D=3, B=10)
• Crimes of the Future (D=9, B=4)
• Smile (D=6, B=10)
• The Mummy (1999) (D=10, B=6)

Best Co-Host

• David Day
• Bryce Hanson