Changing Diapers and God, Impossibility of Gift Wrapping, Advice Goats, Too Many Kids?, Love God/Love People, Holiday Eating Issues, New to the Show, Impulse Buying, Not Kids in College . Quotes: "I wish people didn't experience white hot rage before actually liking this show" "This whole Christmas thing is incredible news. God still wants us." "Target knows how to get ya." "My ideas are always shut down because of germs" "No other radio show has a team of Advice Goats." "Why do they make two flavor gum? Just pick one." "It's literally impossible for a man to wrap gifts."