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SEE BELOW for the list of all the content for the 3/30 show.
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3/30 ASTROLABE LINKS:
* (14) Raw Milk Chad (NEET ARC) on X: "RMC's Cinematic Slopverse Presents: Troonraker https://t.co/0NNn4xTNUR" / X
* (13) Jake Rattlesnake on X: "I’ve watched this at least 20 times today https://t.co/zKVoBsI5EQ" / X
* (13) 𝕲𝖊𝖗𝖒𝖆𝖓𝖎𝖈 𝕱𝖗𝖊𝖓 🇺🇲 on X: "日本の友達の皆さん、こんにちは https://t.co/b9xIEyFCST" / X
* (13) doomer on X: "https://t.co/obJstkX8IX" / X
* (13) Dr. Ben Braddock on X: "https://t.co/bdLNiZ8EGz" / X
* (13) 🇯🇵砂川 泉🎌 on X: "アメリカ人はこれを文化の盗用だと思うのだろうか? 彼らは古き良き時代のアメリカに生まれた音楽とダンスを愛してるだけだよ。 https://t.co/GythBK4W4Z" / X
* (13) Lucky Teter on X: "Japanese X is so wholesome and the exact opposite of Indian X" / X
* (13) Geiger Capital on X: "My timeline is now 50% Japanese… Every tweet is a banger." / X
* (13) いまにっちゃん on X: "親愛なるアメリカの兄貴達へ🇺🇸🤝🇯🇵 アメリカの全てが大好き V8💪アメ車は最高🔥 去年ガンで54歳で死んだ父親もアメリカ大好きな男でした 右腕には父親と同じアメリカンなタトゥーも入れました🤘⭐️ 狭い道&狭い土地の京都に住んでいます いつかまたアメリカで遊びたい! 京都にも遊びに来てね😘 https://t.co/WMZrliENj8" / X
* (13) Hunter Ash on X: "The average quality of the Japanese posts now on my timeline is about 2 standard deviations higher than the non-Japanese posts. Possibly the biggest product improvement I’ve yet experienced on this app. Great stuff. https://t.co/VDgwcd4vY3" / X
* (13) 冴島オンティーヌ依子 on X: "My fart post was even being read by people overseas, and I learned that in their countries this act is called ‘crop dusting.’ thank you." / X
* (13) 山口慶明 on X: "突然アメリカ人に日本語のツイートが読まれるようになり、アメリカ人のこと「バカ(だけど天才)」とか書いてマズい怒られる…と思ったら"Americans are idiots but also geniuses"に対しperfect、so true、the best description of Americans、That is a fair description of us等のコメントが並び最高 https://t.co/G6if87xpSY" / X
* (13) クレア on X: "「アメリカ人はバカだけど天才」という日本語は、本来なら翻訳された瞬間に炎上してもおかしくない言葉だった。けれど実際に起きたのは逆で、向こう側から返ってきたのは怒りではなく、それ、かなり本質を突いてるという妙に誇らしげな共感だった。 ここが面白い。 https://t.co/tNZm7g582h" / X
* (13) 超左嫌人極右@エクバ家庭版はよ on X: "俺たち日本人は休日にデカい肉食って排気ガス出まくりのマッスルカー(スポーツカー)乗り回して女の子と遊びまくって、それでも平日は家族の為に汗水垂らして働くムキムキマッチョなアメリカ人のおっちゃんたちが大好きなんだ だからそのままでいてくれ、DEIとかSDGsとかなんかに負けないでくれ" / X
* (13) i2cjak on X: "the Japanese are ensouled b/c they developed the Philly cheesesteak from first principles" / X
* (13) ムキデザ│グラフィックデザイナー on X: "誰か、俺の手を止めてくれ アメリカの肉の投稿を無限にいいねしてしまう。 TLが肉でまみれてる。" / X
* (13) イカズチ on X: "@i_kaseki アメリカ人はあんな異常な量の肉を食べても胃もたれしないのかな? これが黄色人種と白色人種の違いか…" / X
* (13) Paul on X: "My Dad worked for some Japanese guys as a consultant in the 80's to help them set up Wagyu beef plants. My parents cooked them dinner and didn't realize it was rude in Japan to refuse food being put in front of you, my parents kept serving them until one of them threw up." / X
* (13) Rock Solid on X: "This video unrionically helped me communicate on my trip to Japan it's so funny https://t.co/KzRQwhXE1V" / X
* (13) Dimitri on X: "In Japan, if they don’t have a word for something, you just say it in English but make it sound aggressively Japanese to the point that you sound racist and now you’re pronouncing it correctly https://t.co/Hoegginv7V" / X
* (13) NOLA Nobody on X: "Best interaction I’ve seen this weekend. https://t.co/WFd0juwbCR" / X
* (13) 宮坂日出美 on X: "左派は国のことを「絶対死なないお母さん」だと思って甘えてる節がある。 お菓子買って、話を聞いてと駄々をこねる。 右派は国のことを「守りたい年老いた母」だと思っている。ちゃんと鍵を掛けて、詐欺電話に引っかからないで欲しい。ポットが24時間使われなかったら駆けつける。" / X
* (13) Christian Heiens 🏛 on X: "@AuronMacintyre It's also what "diversity" looks like. Two radically different people who admire each other's unique cultures and ways of life without either seeking to destroy or subsume the other. They like our burgers and trucks, and we like their anime and mannerisms, but neither of us" / X
* (13) こりま on X: "日本人にとってNY的シニカル、サンフランシスコ的恋愛過多、LAの心身ともに向上して健康でいましょうね主義は「そんなもん他の国にもあるがな」ってなるから、米都市部から「ど田舎の無価値ども」と蔑まれている場所のドデカトラック&盛大なBBQこそが「大好きなアメリカらしいアメリカ」になる。" / X
* (13) Evil (Political) Scientist on X: "Japan has X's most active userbase but until now were invisible to us, while we were inundated with posts from Nigeria, India, Canada. There's no going back now: release the custom country filters, we know it's possible, & anything less is information warfare" / X
* (13) bumbadum on X: "X’s “fix everything now button” was literally replacing the 3rd world with the Japanese. Much can be learned from this" / X
* (13) Mizutamari💧• Puddle Yokai on X: "A lot of people didn't get this but the Pearl Harbor joke was HUGE in our mutual friendship. Basically, Japan was expected year after year to apologize to us for Pearl Harbor as some kind of humiliation ritual despite the fact we otherwise are besties as far as countries go." / X
* (13) captain S.O on X: "To my American friends, I want to speak from the heart, because this moment truly moved me as a Japanese citizen. When President Trump made that Pearl Harbor joke, it wasn’t just humor to us. It felt like a weight I’d carried my whole life was suddenly lifted. My chest https://t.co/P9pGwremWH" / X
* (13) Saffron Sniper on X: "A reporter once asked a 92-year-old Japanese man: “Do Japanese people still hate Americans because of the nuclear attacks?” You must listen to this old man’s reply: That reply reveals the mindset that rebuilt Japan after the nuclear attacks. https://t.co/Hwqtflx5Tl" / X
* (13) Kingpilled on X: "He tweeted it so I didn’t have to. 👇 Exactly right. The timing’s not remotely a coincidence. I’m just gonna lean into it. Are you trusting the plan, anon?" / X
* (13) Under Secretary of State Sarah B. Rogers on X: "International interlocutors sometimes treat me like I have power over Twitter/X, which is silly. But if I could take credit for the surge of 🇯🇵 🇺🇸 friendship content coinciding with my trip here, I would. Great people, beautiful country." / X
* (13) Under Secretary of State Sarah B. Rogers on X: "@alx Just met with a lovely assistant minister over shabu-shabu (delicious); he said he wished to try an “American T-Bone steak;” I invited him for America 250" / X
* (13) joshua steinman (🇺🇸,🇺🇸) on X: "I have been saying this, having worked for him from 2017-2021. Nobody wants to believe me. So I’ll say it one more time: Donald Trump is smarter than you." / X
* (13) Mine Print Hash on X: "Iran effectively has two separate power factions: a civilian government and an IRGC-centered power bloc that grew into a "private equity" plus "private military" regime. - @LeveredUSTs https://t.co/L6OdCbU30u" / X
* (13) Open Source Intel on X: "Channel 14 says it obtained an exchange among Iranian leaders: President Pezeshkian: “I want to be involved in the negotiations with the U.S. Without a quick deal, our entire economy will collapse in 3 weeks.” IRGC chief Vahidi: “That’s exactly why you can’t be involved. You’ll https://t.co/EV76ZmFa2w" / X
* (13) Asuka Groyper 🚬 on X: "Nick uses his HIGH IQ to explain why Trump is targeting Kharg Island, and why it is such an important military target. Simultaneously, Trump has to plan a ground invasion to gain leverage over Iran, while not upsetting the world markets. https://t.co/QoMAfbWAZW" / X
* (13) Just Another Pod Guy on X: "How I frame the current Iran op: A) this is about China - it’s cheaper to demonstrate to Xi that the day after a TW invasion his economy will be choked off from energy vs losing American lives protecting the island B) there was Gulf state buy in - specifically Saudi and UAE." / X
* (13) Just Another Pod Guy on X: "The longer oil prices stay elevated the more valuable liquidity becomes. Don’t forget who provides swap lines. Bessent is going to be the grim reaper with a big fat “get fucked” button on his desk. It’s called manufacturing leverage." / X
* (13) Just Another Pod Guy on X: "I started off a year ago saying trumps tolerance for equity price moves is higher than people think but he’ll still take mitigating steps when possible to avoid breakage. Zoom out a little. This entire episode has firmly indebted MBS and the larger gulf states to Trump who" / X
* (13) T on X: "Consistent pattern you'll see from now-2028: >Trump wades into controversial subject/policy >Creates maximum fallout on himself among people who already hate him >Vance/others are elsewhere doing impactful work and politely nodding Ex: Right now, Trump is prosecuting a trifling https://t.co/8El25qKEn1" / X
* Work is underway on Trump’s second border wall. It’s bigger than the first. - The Washington Post
* (13) Kingpilled on X: "These two tweets are related https://t.co/b7dMz1VWD6" / X
* (13) Bad Hombre on X: "Rand Paul is considering running for President again in 2028, so let’s all take a moment to remember when Trump ended his first run with one line. https://t.co/HKfBtKBqe4" / X
* You Couldn't Keep a Job If You Wanted To. Take Risk. - YouTube
* (14) 𓅃 UAE Exotic Falconry & Finance on X: "everyone is capable of learning these skills everyone will have to practice these skills if they do not want to pay $750,000 for a gigantic house made exclusively as a financial vehicle https://t.co/HduEhua8mY" / X
* Death Of The Family - YouTube
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