Iran Sent Trump a Secret Gift and He Won't Tell Us What It Is

Rob Bernstein tears apart Donald Trump's latest Iran war claims -- from the mystery "gift" Iran allegedly sent Trump ("I can't tell you what it is, but it's worth a tremendous amount of money") to the moving goalposts on regime change, to the $1.5 billion insider trading allegations tied to Trump's war announcements. Rob breaks down the full timeline: Trump's 48-hour ultimatum that ended with him folding, the "negotiations" Iran says never happened, the two-minute daily video briefings where Trump gets cherry-picked war highlights, and Pete Hegseth's claim that "we negotiate with bombs." Plus Rob dissects Mark Levin's dirty tricks interview with Joe Kent, gives his predictions for how this war ends, and asks the question nobody on the right wants to hear: would we have been better off with Kamala? I accidentally ran audio from my computer instead of my fancy giant microphone in my face. Better quality audio on the next one. My bad. Full episode and subscriber content at robbernsteincomedy.com -- all five bucks a month. Merch at: RobBernsteinMerch.com Sponsors: Yokratom.com Sheath.com TimeStamps: 00:00:00 - Going Live: Porch Season and New Sketches 00:01:24 - Draft Age Raised to 42: How to Dodge It 00:02:13 - Rob's Tips for Avoiding the Iran Draft 00:04:04 - Live Chat Comments 00:04:48 - Don't Let the Democrats Be Right 00:05:44 - Trump's Confidence: The Magic Show Analogy 00:09:07 - Has Trump Jumped the Shark? 00:09:47 - Live Chat: Sunk Cost Fallacy and Allergies 00:11:01 - Trump Clip: "We Killed All Their Leadership" 00:12:28 - Iran Sent Trump a Gift He Can't Tell Us About 00:15:04 - The Full Trump-Iran Timeline Breakdown 00:16:24 - Trump's Two-Minute War Briefing Montage 00:17:43 - Cherry-Picked Highlights for the Commander-in-Chief 00:18:47 - The $1.5 Billion Insider Trading Allegations 00:20:58 - Trump's Hormuz Claims: "Maybe Me and the Ayatollah" 00:22:57 - Iran Calls Trump's Negotiations "Talking to Yourselves" 00:23:37 - Iran's Response Video: "Don't Call Your Defeat an Agreement" 00:26:05 - Predictions: How Does This War End? 00:32:28 - Iran Rejects Trump's 15 Demands, Lays Out 5 Conditions 00:36:06 - Pete Hegseth Was First to Push for War 00:36:50 - "We Negotiate With Bombs" -- Pete Hegseth 00:38:33 - Iran Rejects Trump Ceasefire, Moving Goalposts on Nukes 00:41:23 - The Daily Show Clip: Biden Official Makes Sense 00:43:58 - Would We Have Been Better Off With Kamala? 00:44:25 - Mark Levin vs. Joe Kent: The Dirty Tricks Interview 00:48:28 - Rob's Impression: Levin's Micropenis Interrogation 00:50:28 - Iran's 47 Years of Terrorism? Rob Checks the Receipts 00:52:15 - Mark Levin's Only Evidence: Witkoff and Kushner Said So 00:54:43 - Why Would Kent Whistleblow? The Motive Question 00:56:45 - robbernsteincomedy.com Plug 00:57:38 - Joe Kent's Full Story: Conservative Show Without Levin Tricks 01:02:52 - Closing: Boston Shows, Porch Season, Sayonara