The Dollop with Dave Anthony and Gareth Reynolds 561 - Parker Harden French - live
Nov 29, 2022
In a lively chat, rascal Parker Harden French shares his whimsical adventures, from his challenging Kentucky upbringing to ambitious naval dreams during the First Opium War. He recounts tales of shipping disasters, including the doomed Matilda, and an absurd gold rush adventure filled with escargot. Parker's chaotic exploits in 19th-century Nicaragua highlight his outrageous ambitions and the humorous misadventures that defined his life. Full of charm and comedic twists, this conversation reveals the absurdity of navigating a tumultuous world.
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Amputation, Forged Promises, And Empty Safes
- Parker lost his arm to gangrene after a gunshot and had it amputated in Chihuahua while still issuing bad drafts.
- He continued conning locals by promising ships and letters from distant monarchs to extort money.
The Phantom Ship Con
- In Mazatlán Parker convinced destitute men to row out to a supposed ship and then absconded with their pooled money.
- He chartered a schooner with bad drafts and reached San Francisco while leaving investors ruined.