New Facial Hair, Honorary Doctorates, Karaoke Church, NPR Puppet Stealing, Saeed Abedini, "Are You A Christian" Poll, Octagon of Knowledge, Worry, The Podcast and Blues Guitar Quotes: "We're giving away Honorary Doctorates on the show today like candy" "NPR is stealing from us and renaming our puppets" "When I became a believer I gave my life away. So what can you take from me?" "Without the music, I'm just a guy in a unitard" "Who accredits the people that accredit the people that accredit? We don't know."