The Podcast of the Lotus Eaters Monkey News
Jan 1, 2026
Dive into a wild world of primate antics! Discover the hilarious story of a pet monkey attacking a Starbucks worker and a one-armed monkey wreaking havoc in Tokyo. Marvel at a viral monkey running bipedally after losing its arms and the antics of Bali macaques stealing valuables. Uncover shocking tales of monkey violence, including a fatal attack, and laugh at a monkey tossing cash in India. Plus, explore the intriguing origins of kissing among primates. It's a rollicking journey through monkey madness!
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Monkeys Vandalize Sign And Mirror Humans
- Josh describes monkeys tearing the fine amount off a 'don't feed the monkeys' banner in Hong Kong, implying monkey vandalism.
- He contrasts this with a study where macaques prefer watching aggression and known group members, echoing human attention patterns.
Monkeys Use Bartering And Value Recognition
- Long-tailed macaques in Bali steal valued items and barter them back for fruit, showing object valuation and economic decisions.
- Josh notes this demonstrates deliberate bartering and cognitive valuation beyond simple theft.
Vengeful One‑Armed And Generous Thieves
- Josh recounts a one-armed monkey terrorizing Japan, appearing across prefectures and evading capture for months.
- He also tells of an Indian monkey stealing and scattering rupee notes, creating a 'money rain' and grabbing headlines.