Hyper Miles, The Christmas Story, Honesty Cafe, Grateful, $149,000 Mattress, The NFL and the Kangaroo Video, Hansen's Holiday Helpline Headquarters Hotline, God and Pessimism, Overrated/Underrated, Brant's Book Issues, Grandparents Babysitting, Caroling, Controlling Everything;
Quotes:
"You should take a few minutes today and allow yourself to be astonished by the Christmas story."
"You seem angry but in reality you're very thankful for us."
"We have both encouragement and ammunition to get grandparents to babysit your kids. Ammu-couragement.
"Put me on Face Time while you're caroling. I can sing along."
"We are fragile people. We're not a strong as we think we are."