Netflix Is A Daily Joke Tom Segura: A Joke About Sharting
Mar 21, 2026
Tom Segura, stand-up comedian known for dark, observational humor and hit specials, tells a bathroom story that spirals into chaos. He walks through the urinal moment, stream-of-consciousness thoughts, and the awkward discovery. Short, punchy bits build to a blunt, hilarious reveal about bodily mishaps.
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Accidental Full Shit While At A Urinal
- Tom Segura recounts sharting in a Houston public restroom while at a urinal and realizing later it was a full shit in his pants.
- He describes checking by pulling his pants down like a toddler, throwing the soiled boxers out, cleaning up, and immediately telling his friends outside.
Long Urinal Pee And Stream Of Consciousness
- Tom details enjoying a long public pee and the stream-of-consciousness thoughts that accompany it, from wondering if birds are honing devices to comparing celebrity bodies.
- He uses vivid, humorous imagery (Aretha Franklin's breasts, sneezing, and enjoying bodily functions) to set the scene before the mishap.
Check Immediately If You Feel Movement While Peeing
- When in doubt after feeling movement during a pee, check thoroughly even if awkward; Tom describes pulling pants fully down to inspect.
- He emphasizes politeness and situational awareness, noting he looked around before deciding to check.