The Vonu Podcast General Willy2 Issues Demands: Missing Lambs, A Stolen Wife, & A Broken Heart [P.A.Z.NIA Folklore Storytime]
Imagine you’re the GOATest Goat of all-time, General Willy2. You defeated the Tall Nordics, overthrew the Rebel Jew Government, and life is peaceful. You found not just one wife, but multiple; there’s plenty of wild greens & grasses to eat; and most importantly, plenty of ass to plow.
But on one fateful morning, a crew of P.A.Z.NIA thugs armed with a trailer and cattle panel rounded up all the lambs. In the span of a bleat, they were gone, and General Willy2’s life was turned upside down.
Herein are his demands, warnings, and a reminder on why you don’t fuck with the GOAT.
Please enjoy this edition of P.A.Z.NIA Folklore Storytime.
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