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Important tour update: we are not on tour anymore

This week we cover how over the weekend, the right wing pinned their hopes for a violent revolution on one drunk instagrammer who memed himself into a standoff with police

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Pope Eliminates Pork from Banquet out of Respect for Muslims (via Breitbart . com)

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Music: Lords - This Is Not A Song, Dumb Ass