Football Ramble Ramble Uncut: The holy manager
Mar 26, 2026
Wild stories and awkward celebrity run-ins set a chaotic tone. They riff on wartime film trivia and a provocative historical prompt. A bizarre medical tale prompts dark laughs. The main football yarn follows a ninth-tier Italian manager who disguised himself as a priest and stormed the pitch, sparking punishment and disbelief. Local football anecdotes and cup final banter round things off.
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Man Reportedly Has Hundreds Of Orgasms Daily After Surgery
- Pete Donaldson tells of a Wisconsin father, Dale Decker, reported to experience up to 200 orgasms a day after a botched back operation.
- The hosts speculate on practical limits like dehydration and how such a condition would restrict leaving the house.
Awkward Celebrity Encounters With Portillo And Ramsay
- Luke Moore shares celebrity encounters including a brusque Michael Portillo in Krakow and a friendly Gordon Ramsay in Battersea.
- He recounts misreading Portillo's response, awkwardly saying "big fan of the week," and later regretting it.
Italian Coach Dressed As Priest To Evade Ban
- Luke Moore recounts a ninth-tier Italian coach who disguised himself as a priest to attend a banned match and gave tactical instructions while dressed in a cassock.
- The manager later ran onto the pitch, kicked an opponent, celebrated with players, and received a four-month suspension and €500 fine.