BACH UNCUT - clowns, chlamydia and car rides

Hold onto your undies Lifers, it's ep 5 and 6 and by goodnesses gracious me, they were doozies.

Matt and Laura are back squabbling like a married couple behind the microphone, bringing you the breakdown on this weeks episodes.

On ep 5 Steph was given the worlds most boring single date. She (once again) suffered amnesia and all of a sudden has a new found love of pilots.

The date ended with an intense game of tonsil hokey...surprise surprise (to absolutely no one).

The group date saw Holly (Nikki Gogan 2.0) take a trip to the hospital, and Matt and Laura both think this was a monumental waste of our essential healthcare workers time.

Fast track to the Rose ceremony and it was like watching a pack wild animals in the zoo, which was easily the most entertaining part.

EP 6 , Jimmy busts out the Big guns for Va-jay-jay, and we wished the production team had better distributed the budget so we didn't have to sit through flight simulation on the last episode. On this ep we have a helicopter, a jet ski and a drag race and I can guarantee you the rest of the season is going to be tea parties in the backyard as there is no money left.

The group date on ep 6 was confusing, fabulous. According to Matt whoever came up with the idea was cooked on mushrooms, and well..... no arguments here.

We said goodbye to another polite, pleasant and lovely woman who has received absolutely no airtime this season.

Looking forward to all the cooked shit Sierah has to say next week.

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