Intentionally Blank Our Childhood Escapades — Intentionally Blank Ep. 247
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Feb 25, 2026 Two storytellers trade wild childhood mishaps: collapsing tents, broken bones, and risky stunts. They riff on toy nostalgia, vintage video-game hunts, and Cabbage Patch chaos. Expect clandestine heists, ladder clubhouse capers, arrow-through-wall confessions, and scout camp survival tales.
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Edelstahlkugel Gin Heist Mystery
- Dan and Brandon recount the Edelstahlkugel food heist where a one-ton gin sphere sank and later reappeared 50 meters away instead of being stolen.
- They imagine lobster crews, underwater welders, and theories about refill scams, making the recovered gin mystery memorable.
Broken Arm From The Jungle Gym
- Brandon describes breaking his arm in grade school after falling from jungle gym bars and being sent back to class before his dad intervened.
- Doctors couldn't cast it because it was near the shoulder, so he wore a sling and got a Transformer as consolation.
Head Gash From Jumping Under A Van
- Dan recalls jumping under a moving van as a child, cutting a large gash in his head that left a lasting dent but didn't fracture his skull.
- He still feels the smiley-face scar and remembers the incident occurring on neighborhood irrigation day.