Church Reality TV Shows, Religious Failings, Heeding Wisdom, Survival School, God's Favorite People, Super Bowl Halftime, Your Pastor Picks Your Wife, Arranged Marriages, Be Our Friend, Awards Ceremonies, What's Keeping You Awake, Gym Dudes and Their Shakes Quotes: "We don't all just go on to the dance floor and start doing the worm" "Jesus meets the standards for us and takes the burdens off our backs" "I've already thought through all the survival scenarios that can happen to you while you're watching the Super Bowl." "God identifies with the poor" "Instead of reshaping God to what I already thought he was, I need to reshape myself to what He actually is"