Gentleness, Green Means Go, Zipper Merge, Poldark Hansen, Accordion Awareness Month, NBA Championship, Welcome to the Show, Joke Spa, Social Tip, Honorary Doctorate, Being Offended, Avoiding God, Saying Hi, Animatronic Hotel Staff, Breaking Animal News;
Quotes:
"Let's just do what I say and life will go better for everybody."
"My hair is flowing right now. I just want you to know that."
"Sherri is quality control. She tries to control my quality."
"If you're annoyed now, you would really hate us off the air."