Netflix Is A Daily Joke Pete Davidson: A Joke About Being In Love With Leonardo DiCaprio
Mar 20, 2026
Pete Davidson, stand-up comic and SNL alum, performs a solo joke about an early crush on Leonardo DiCaprio. He recounts childhood fantasies, Titanic obsessions, and DiCaprio’s playboy image. The bit builds through a tense, hilarious mom confrontation and ends with a sharp, unexpected punchline.
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Childhood Crush On Leonardo DiCaprio
- Pete Davidson confesses he thought he was gay at age 10 because he was obsessed with Leonardo DiCaprio.
- He describes being in love after watching Titanic and admiring DiCaprio as the hottest guy in Staten Island in 2002, calling him the GOAT.
Celebrity Appeal Outlasts Age
- Pete observes celebrity charm endures: Leonardo still attracts partners based on his 2002 image despite aging and gaining weight.
- He jokes DiCaprio runs the best
Vivid Titanic Fantasies Shaped His Obsession
- Pete imagines romantic fantasies like being Fabrizio and references double VHS of Titanic fueling his obsession.
- He ties the crush to vivid fantasies like “Spit in my mouth, Jack” and wanting to be Leonardo's friend Fabrizio.