Text Me Back! With Lindy West And Meagan Hatcher-Mays Lindy and Meagan Have a Complicated Relationship with Socks
Today we bring you the gift of all gifts. Hop onto your lean and lank little horsie because we are officially kicking off the holidays with the full-length German carol SCHLITTENFAHRT. You are preemptively WELCOME. No thank you notes required, simply head on over to Patreon.com/textmebackpod to tell us how much you love it and how much you adore us. And if you are as obsessed with our legendary Jingleheimer Robert as we are AND you live near Carmel, Indiana, giddy up that jinglehorse and go see VOCE!
After you get Schlitten-faced with that dose of holiday vibes, you’ll be prepared for the rest of the episode, because we are schlitten and fahrtin’ alllll the way under our fluffy duvets – fresh socks on – for the most cuddled up, snuggled down episode of the year. That’s right…IT’S OUR COZY EPISODE 2025. Is it more hostile than we intended? Perhaps. But ain’t that just 2025? And if we’re being honest, is there anything more cozy than complaining with your besties? After we vent a bit about outsourcing the fun and good things about life to AI, we shift into full snuggly gear to talk about our cozy programming, cozy controversies (blanket edition), and an important addition to our favorite cozy seasonal beverages. A certain beveragino heir/heiress holds the future of Lindy and Meagan’s whole ass marriages in the palm of her sweet juicy hands. We are deeply and insatiably curious to know what sorts of cozy metaphorical twigs, hairs, and fur you are using to line your cozy winter den. Write in at deartextmeback@gmail.com or text us from under your pile of goose down and/or sweaty acrylic blankies on the BFF Party Phone at (703) 829-0003.
Plus bonus mystery segment we’re calling: Does Lindy Have Covid? Tune in to find out how it shakes out.
NEVER LISTENED TO THE POD BEFORE? HERE IS YOUR STARTER KIT TO BEING BFFS WITH US!
- Listen to our magical new and improved re-air of the Original Cozy episode!!
- Meet Kevin in: Lindy and Meagan Need to Talk About Kevin
- Learn why they keep saying BBW in Lindy and Meagan Are Officially BBWs
- Discover the Kayak Dad Lore in: It’s Our First Episode!
WE NEED OUR ACCOLADES! It helps people find the show.
- ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ (5 stars only please) on Spotify
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- Give us Rave Reviews and Accolades on Apple Podcasts! REAL LIFE EXAMPLE:
More unhinged than Eric from the sewers (complimentary)
They're saying this is the best and only podcast, and they are correct.
These Times have me more consistently upsot than a kayak dad, but Meagan and Lindy help me forget my/our troubles for at least an hour each week. Smart, hilarious, educational, with the best theme song, interstitial music and jingles in the biz, this podcast is for anyone who enjoys lazy rivers or shrews or the legendary oeuvre of Luther Vandross.
Never change, my angels!
AMYSPRICE NICE USE OF THE WORD OEUVRE!!!! WE OEUVRE YOU BACK!
STUFF TO CHECK OUT:
- Come see us LIVE! on Livewire at Benaroya Hall this Friday, December 5!
- Enjoy German caroling in Indiana!
- Buy a Nespresso???
- Pre-Order Lindy’s book!!!! Adult Braces
- Check out our MERCH so we can make MORE merch!! (Patrons get a discount, so check u s out at patreon.com/textmebackpod)
- NEWSLETTER ME BACK (A FREE WAY TO SUPPORT THE SHOW!)
- Listen Ad-Free by joining our $12 Patreon tier Freakaconda!
- Check out Meagan’s latest installment of SWAMP PERSON
- Subscribe to Lindy’s newsletter butt news!
- Join our Discord! We’re obsessed with these people.
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Also! Please keep in touch with us! You can text OR CALL us at the Best Friend Party Phone: (703) 829-0003.
We're on Instagram at @textmebackpod!
You can email us at deartextmeback@gmail.com!
WE WANT TO HEAR FROM YOU SO BAD!
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TEXT ME BACK is a production of Lindy West and Meagan Hatcher-Mays, proud members of the BFF Network. Our senior producer is Meagan Hatcher-Mays. Our other senior producer is Lindy West. Our show is produced by Alli Slice.
Our music is by Chief Ahamefule J. Oluo. Diana Bowen is our video and creative advisor. Our digital strategist is Chance Nichols.
You can also follow the podcast on Instagram and TikTok @textmebackpod. And for even more bestie content, follow Lindy and Meagan on Instagram at @thelindywest and @importantmeagan!
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