Why on earth were 11 soldiers hospitalized at Fort Bliss, Texas for drinking ethylene glycol? Well, there's a whole extended universe of 'things soldiers do to get hammered in the field / on deployment', and who better to examine this phenomenon than a huge nerd officer who never did anything illegal and the NCO who made gallons of prison wine in Iraq.

We do a bit of DadChat at the beginning, but the main section starts at 7:27.

This week's bonus features Francis discussing bootleg Barts and other Gulf War memorabilia with NY Magazine writer Matt Stieb. You can get it on Patreon here: https://www.patreon.com/posts/46928239

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Antifreeze Gets Me Lifted