I Ran From a Fox… It Was a Squirrel

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Chris is back with another chaotic episode — and this one has everything.

We’re going audio only (deal with it), calling fans for advice instead of giving it, and trying to figure out if Chris is even capable of owning a Siberian Husky. Things spiral fast when a “fox sighting” turns into a full sprint from… a squirrel.

Chris calls dog trainer Justin Silver for real advice, but somehow ends up talking peptides, shock collars, and whether you can train a dog like a four-legged child.

Then it’s Knicks courtside stories — including Tracy Morgan demanding Vito “lock the f*** in,” plus an all-time awkward celebrity interaction.

We also get into:

Chris potentially coaching his daughter’s T-ball team (terrifying)

A secret bundt cake addiction

Saint John’s obsession reaching dangerous levels

And whether Chris is about to abandon his family for March Madness

PLUS — the debut of the Reverse Advice Hotline.

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0:00 Audio Only Chaos Begins

1:00 Ceiling Leak + “Actual Men” Fix It

2:00 Starving Before Podcast

3:00 Chris vs Audio-Only Haters

5:00 Reverse Advice Hotline Idea

6:45 Husky Controversy + Fan Comments

8:00 “Fox” vs Squirrel Incident

9:30 Calling Dog Trainer Justin Silver

12:00 How To Train a Husky Properly

15:00 Shock Collar Explanation

18:00 Trainer Hookup Gets Weird

20:00 LA vs NYC Debate

23:00 Peptides, TRT & Dog Injections

27:00 Bundt Cake Obsession

29:00 Courtside Knicks Experience

33:00 Tracy Morgan Interaction

37:00 Awkward Celebrity Moment

41:00 Sitting Courtside Struggles

45:00 Celebrities & Fighting Talk

46:30 Reverse Advice Hotline Plug

47:00 Opening Day + Mets Talk

49:00 T-Ball Coaching Debate

52:00 Saint John’s Madness Obsession

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