Lions Led By Donkeys Podcast Episode 214 - The War of the Triple Alliance Part 5: I Die With My Country
Jun 27, 2022
The hosts wrap up a gripping series on the War of the Triple Alliance. They blend humor with history while dissecting the blunders of Francisco Solano Lopez. The discussion paints a vivid picture of chaotic battles, absurd military strategies, and the resilience of troops enduring starvation and disease. Dark humor contrasts the heavy human costs faced during the final assault and the devastation of civilian life. Personal anecdotes on stress relief provide a light-hearted touch amid the historical chaos.
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Cavalry Charge Through Own Troops
- Joe tells the ambush at a narrow bridge where 16,000 packed soldiers were slaughtered until the Duke charged cavalry through them to force movement.
- The cavalry charge broke the Paraguayan trap but cost heavy casualties on both sides.
Avey: Square Of Starving Defenders
- Joe recounts the Battle of Avey where 5,000 Paraguayans faced 20,000 and held in a soaked square for hours before nearly all died.
- The fight included horrific injuries like a Brazilian general continuing while his jaw dangled until he blacked out.
Lomas Valentinas: Last Massive Stand
- Joe describes the fall of Lomas Valentinas where 3,000 sick Paraguayans resisted 19,000 attackers and fought to the last man.
- Allied columns and poor tactics cost thousands of attackers as Paraguayans fought fiercely despite collapse.